Violated On the Soccer Field

Just a quick note of advice. When playing soccer with elementary school students try to stand as straight up as possible. If you lean over even a little you leave yourself vulnerable to a two-handed stab in the ass by any tiny elementary school student looming behind you. What's worse, once they see one kid do it they all want to do it. Its like being surrounded by piranhas. Even though these are some of the cutest kids you will ever see you cannot trust them. They are tricky. It starts out real cute looking too. They put their hands together the way someone would pray, then they angle them towards your ass and stab them in there. It doesn't hurt but it doesn't feel good either. So when you visit Japan, don't play soccer with elementary school kids and thank me when you get back home.